Epicly RANT thread

[lilah erica monteclaire]

Just thought we all have RL problems, why not make a rant thread? So rant away!

GOT BULLSHIT? GET YO RANT ON!

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[josh luìz barrera]

there's this sucker, called Ian Thomas who is now famous in Belgium because he calls himself the 'Flemish Justin Bieber'. he translated Baby into Dutch. no wait, HIS MOM translated the song into dutch, his father, a known actor here, filmed it and put it on youtube, and bam, record contract. mommy and daddy did all the work and now he's famous.

very frustrating as I've been working on music since I was 12 (I'm 15 now) and never even got more than 1000 views on a video.

fml

[( shannon )]

oh oh my turn to fucking rant!!!!!!

so i hate my school and im trying to apply for transfer but its stressing me out because im worried if ill get in or not and im worried if ill be able to leave and go home because i miss home too much and this school is just holding me back like for instance i couldnt get any of the classes i wanted and it just seems like everything is a new sign to leave. im just so stressed about not getting in. okay, rant over.

ps-- i has ideas for getting your name out there. (i secretly think i could be a band manager sooo)
we should chat. i think we could get you so more views

[alexeikivski]

OMG! this is the most awesome thing i have ever seen!

Our school is a mental hospital. The walls are white, and usually empty, there are bars on the windows, we have an awful uniform, girls cannot untie their hair, guys cannot keep their hair long, there is no vegetarian meal option, I cannot take a PE class, I seriously think some teachers have mental problems, and we cannot wear non-uniform jackets to school, and they get confiscated, and we cannot wear shorts out of PE, and I never wear them now I cannot take PE. What else gets confiscated, and is not allowed in the school? iPods, Mobiles, earrings, piercings, thermoses, and metal rulers. I have considered writing a letter of disgust to them so many times. The councler is a joke, I cannot tell her squad about my problems! I am forced to take religion classes, even though I do not believe in anything, and the religion teacher's optimism makes me want to kill her sometimes. We also have a Sue Sylvestar in our school, who is called David, and he too wear a Adidas suit, and commands everybody around, and is also the PE teacher. He confiscates technology, and tells girls off for untying their hair, or for wearing shorts not in gym class, even though the climate here is pretty warm, and wearing pants all the time is unbearable. There is no skirt option for girls in the uniform, they wear pants too! He yells really loudly, and does not listen. And there is also Miss Ola, which is the biggest bitch in the world who dresses like a homosexual man with no taste. She never smiles, and she has that 'I will fucking jam a pen up your nostril' look, and she walks with her head up high, and is really arrogant. She always walks into class with her stupid 'Bonjour', trying to be all classy, and she confiscates bracelets and tells girls off for wearing makeup, and makes them washing it off, and confiscates technology, and yells at people for wearing shorts, or girls for untying their hair. She used to be the English teacher, but now she is the College Counsler/Making-Sure-Everything-Is-in-Orderer. I do not think this is normal for a 15 year old teenager to think about, but I indulge in daydreaming about personally beheading those two and then cloning them, and killing them, and using their brains in my tuna salad instead of tuna. Our head principle is very frightening, and I always feel that if I do something wrong she will unleash a dozen miniature Davids who will attack me, and suck my blood while she laughs in an evil manner. Our biology teacher is like.. PMSing all the time! She likes to confiscate things too, and she likes to tell girls off for their hair. It is also not allowed to chew gum in our school, and she LOVES to make people spit it out. Her hair bothers me too. She is not a bad teacher, but seriously.. She has some problems. Our ICT teacher is a Severus Snape lookalike, and if he had a sister, she would look the same. She is really disorganized, and is really unreasonable at times. Her hair brothers me also. OH! They also make us go outside every morning, in the prickling heat, and stand there in lines according to our class, and listen to the national anthem, and then make us go to classes (Four flights of stairs). If you arrive, and go to class, David finds you, and starts yelling at you, and makes you go down. If you arrive late, he makes you go down all by yourself, and stand in the place your are supposed to stand if there was a class, and wait for fifteen seconds, and then go upstairs. They also close all classes during lunch break, so if you wanna go inside you cannot.

[jason]

bahahaha tim, that made my day

[lilah erica monteclaire]

Okay so my turn to rant:

So yeah, i'm in a relationship. Boyfriend yadda yadda well he's just pissing me off so much. And i'm getting tired of his bullshit, and excuses and being the ONLY one in the relationship trying. Its just pissing me the hell off, i'm just so tired of it and to add to that Mommy dearest believes he's a bad influence. Thinks i should break-up with him and is being a total bitch about it, which makes me want to tear her head off and find a way to feed it to her.

I really wanna shoot someone, badly. Adding onto it, my best friend is gone. A chick i love to death and most likely won't ever see again.

[lilah erica monteclaire]

PLUS TO ALL OF THIS: He just pulled the worst april fools joke he could've ever pulled and hit the most sore nerve i have.

[liam ryan williams]

my turn !!!
so i have two best friends, sarah and emily. i love them both the same, though emily is really pissing me off lately. i mean, you can't say to someone that you don't like their other best friend and pretty much state that you don't want to see them, ever. like the other day i told her that sarah might have been coming to see good charlotte with us if i couldn't sell the spare ticket i had, and she was all no no i can find someone who'll want it! so she was pretty much saying, anyone but sarah, i hate her. and that really annoys me, she has to realise that sarah is also my bestie, and that i've been friends with sarah for longer than i've even known emily. it just pisses me off, especially when she says, i'm sorry but... and then rants about her =/ i swear one day i'm going to snap at her. and i swear she uses me to an extent, to get her smokes and take her to concerts and when she has no-one else to go to D= so yeah, that's my first rant.

[josh luìz barrera]

I. Can't. F-cking. SLEEP!

It's past 1AM and I'm still up and the problem is that I'm really tired during the day. I think my body thinks he's in another continent or timezone.

Plus, I can't think of another name for me to use as an artist besides 'JBEAT' which sounds a lot like JB which makes people think of Justin Bieber. No offence to the guy, but I just don't want to be like him. I like his style of music and I might want to go that direction a bit too, but I don't like being compared to him. Still, it seems to be the only name that fits my initials and meh. I think it sounds kinda lame though.
Oh well, I think I'll try to get some sleep now.

[jason eric baxton]

So, i had a bit of a panic attack tonight. I don't wanna get into the details, you can ask Roxy or Matty what went down but, really right now i wanna stab something. I hate this heart squeezing feeling, specially now when i'm so stressed. So yeah.

[( shannon )]

congrats! your school is below me. just an fyi, half of your students will be working for me one day. yeah, i don't think you realize who youre dealing with. ps- i'll be making more than your entire review board one day. suck on that! hah!

[lilah erica monteclaire]

WOO TO THE WORST FREAKING MONTH EVER. Boyfriend problems, i haven't spoken to him in almost a month, found out my best friend who was basically my Twin ended up only being a selfish bitch who only gave a fuck about her boyfriend and herself so that friendship is over and i got sucky news last night that a friend of mine might die. PLUS: Stress. Fuck you too, Life.

[( shannon )]

so i ask my fucking mother for the thirtieth time if she called the place about the fucking driving lessons yet and she says no and i sigh and then shes like dont get on my case where are the job application nag nag nag and its like, mom, where the fuck do you want me to apply if i cant fucking get there because im waiting to get my license! dfjgjbrthtjt

[edmund klaus kaiser]

there are soo many people at my school that i simply do not understand and just simply hate. there's jasmine who i pretty much had a crush on for like 3 or four years in a row, we used to be friends, and talked to each other all the time, and joked and stuff, and i even let her borrow all of my harry potter books. ever since she became friends with that Sima girl, she changed. now she acts like she is the shit or something, I have no idea. She is going through this phase where she is becoming obsessed with stuff, and she has developed this 'Diva jasmine' character or something, like if you say something that is about any of her obsessions she starts waving her fingers in my grill, and acting all sassy or something. i have no idea if she is joking, or is she actually become like that. last year she was all about justin biever, and twilight, and jacob black. i even read the twilight-shit books because of her, so we can discuss things together, but now she like always with that Sima girl, and now she is obsessed with Darren Criss, and Glee, and Harry Potter.. if it wasn't for her i wouldn't be watching glee! she does really notice anything about me. seriously she hurt my feelings a few times, and i have no idea if she was joking or not. once it was raining outside, and i had no ride, and i needed to go home, so i came over to her and her group of friends and asked if any of them could let drive me to my house, and she said something that i don't really remember, but she simply refused, in her sassy mercedes jones way, so i had to walk home in the cold rain even though her mom would come to pick her up in a minute or two.. now all i find myself doing is like begging for her approval! she has become really cold towards me, and i wish i could find some way in which i could go back in time, and not give her those harry potter books, because this is what made her be friends with Sima, and now they're like a pair of shoes or something, never seen alone! they're all about darren criss, glee, harry potter, and tumblr now. i hate her friend sima so much.. i do not think i hear anybody ever say "fail" to me so many times, as i am, or my comment was a total 'epic fail'. i see where jasmine gets her sass from. jasmine doesn't even look like other bitch girls.. she's actually a complete nerd, and is like the first in not only the whole class, but the grade, and she's not even that pretty, but she always seemed so amazing to me.. >_>

at the moment i sort of like lara, she's pretty fun, and totally crazy, and pretty. she used to be very overweight, but she's like a very strong person, and lost all of her extra weight, and now is pretty average. i dunno what's up with her, she smiles at me, and she flirts with me every now or then, and omg i remember once she hugged me, and i never knew boobs could feel so firm. she got to start shaving, and she always asks me about my abs.. and i totally picture like going up to her and just yelling: "i want to kiss you, right now!" but at the same time she does not seem at all like the type of person i hang out with..

there are soo many girls that i think are real nice, and may like me, but who are not that pretty.. and.. i cannot believe i am actually shallow.. i talk to them all the time, and hang out with them, and they are very cool, and nice, but i always feel like such a douche bag when i am afraid to ask them out just because of their looks.. pretty girls are usually bitches to me, and prefer popular guys around them, but their personalities are.. horrible.. they flirt with hot guys, and let them touch them.. not really boob area and stuff but like pushing them or something, or stealing their scrunchy or something, and the bitchez laugh their ass off.. i feel so bad because of the other girls.. perhaps i should just ask them out, and stop hoping for a smart pretty non-crazy girl that would be nice and would like me back

[josh luìz barrera]

I. HATE. BEING. 15!
seriously. i'm always either too young or too old to do what i want to do.
going to rock werchter? heck no.
competing in imagine festival? no.
going to a festival like 15 minutes from home? meh, only two days.
going to my cousin in london? no.

and then she complains about me spending too much time in front of the computer. it pisses me off so badly.